Party Barf

Oh no! Don't get any on your awesome pink and black striped tights!!

International Incident

This would just seem like two guys horsing around at a wedding or graduation party, but the description of the photo is quite more severe - this is at a party at the German Embassy in China. Apparently Hans here thought it would be uber-cool-fun-sexy to show these chinks how the East Germans were so great at gymnastics back in the 1982 Olympics.

I mean, how does it work with foreign embassies? Are they basically like the Playboy mansion/the C Squats because they can't get busted for anything by the local police?

Secretly Canadian

I'm looking at this girl's pictures, thinking to myself how Californians are so easily identifiable. Then, I read the description for this photo, and my mind is blown: they're from Edmonton.

CANADA.

What have we done to you, our hapless northern neighbor?! I'm SO SORRY.

Girl Soup

A friend told me a story he heard from his friend who worked as a P.A. on a set of a Christopher Walken movie. Ok, fair enough, it's pretty much unreliable hearsay, but it's such a good story, I'm willing to indulge.

So apparently, one day the P.A. goes to Walken's hotel room, and Walken's naked in a hot tub with a bunch of girls, drinking. He says to the P.A. (cue Walken impression), "we've got a girl soup in here.... Why don't you come in and stir the girl soup with us!"

Everyone know hot tubs are for disgusting bacteria pools for reality show contestants and your parents when you finally move out of the house. But just suspend disbelief for a moment, and imagine Walken and the girl soup.

Stir gently...


And remember, you can't get pregnant if you do it in a jaccuzzi.

The Endless March of Time

The love of partying is an eternal flame that never dies, even when you get old and grey. One day, these guys......


....will become these guys:

Why I Love Jewish People

Jewish people are always bragging about how their holidays are all about hard partying and getting drunk. "Oh man - Purim is all about just eating a ton of food and getting shitfaced!" Which makes sense, because unlike the rest of us, Jewish families don't have that token alcoholic aunt or cousin that they can't let around booze or she'll go get drunk and start crying and picking fights. And also their parents are chill liberals who like dancing and Frank Sinatra and let their kids have wine on special occasions.

And like, I get it - years of not getting to celebrate Christmas must lay a serious headtrip on a person, and they'll go to lengths to find ways to enjoy life without Santa Claus. Your family is always going to be a bunch of weirdos you can't relate to, so at least they might as well be nerds who like to party. Admit it, if this was your "crazy uncle", you'd be psyched. Unlike the standard child molester or incarcerated or deadbeat uncle, the weirdest thing he's doing is wearing a Periodic Table shirt and making goofy faces.

Mazel Tov and party on, my Jewish amigos.



Full disclosure: I found this pic by searching Flickr for "Nate Martin".

Rec Room Rabble Rousers

Why would people make a gesture so crude in a room so perfect for a key party? The only thing missing is a bearskin rug from this decor. Don't they have any idea about the sensual delights of swinging they could be indulging in? Kids this days don't understand anything.