Epic Fap Material

Thanks to Cavale for the photo.

1975 Prom

Two pantsuits in love.

A Monday Present

Hate Mondays? If peeping this diptych of a guy in a "BO KNOW ...." shirt and eating a boob cake doesn't chase away your bad case of the Mondays, then I can only recommend you consider getting back on the antidepressants, even if it did kill your libido.

Party Like It's 1992

Clinton-Gore 1992 Election Day celebration:


From the same collection:

Children's Party Planning FAIL

When Timmy asked for a "pony", he meant a small horse, not a half keg.

Halloween Fiesta

S-s-s-s-s-s-somebody stop me! I've got Halloween fever!

According to this person's description for their photo, their grandmother is the babe in the tiger outfit. ME-OW.


Skunky pussy:


At first I thought this was a really awesome costume of the eSurance.com cartoon pitchwoman, but then I realized it was just a cat with a wicked reverse muffintop.


Speaking of reverse muffintop, this girdle is doing to his manboobs the same thing the same thing it's doing to my desire to ever be intimate with another human ever again: slowly squeezing the last succulent morsels of life out of it.

Thanks to Lindsay for sending me this picture of her friends.


(Thanks to Peter W. for this photo!)

A Family Wedding Story

When you're feeling like you'll never find someone to love your hideous face, crummy personality, and Asian porno addiction, just think of this photo and remember what a German lesbian camp counselor once told my friend Jane:

"There's a top for every pot."


Thanks Amy, for sending me this fap fantasy of a lifetime. For more sensual portraiture, please visit Sexy People.
This Flickr used has a really great collection of 70s wedding photos, click on the photo for the set.  Several generations of magical Staten Island weddings.

Wild Party Girls

Perms

Why don't ladies get perms anymore? It's such a perfect way to announce you love a good time. No one has ever cried in a perm. Think about it.



Thanks to Luke for sending me pics of his high school buddies. Luke, I hope you hit at least one of these.

3 Years of Winter Formals

These pics are all of the same guy, over 3 different winter formal dances. His date is the same girl in the last 2. You can really see how he's grown up from the first to last pictures.

Babes Love to Party

Old Lady in an Inner Tube Doing a Beer Bong

I can't really explain it any better.

High School Is a Party You Can Never Miss

When you're in high school, it's this place where you just hang out with your buddies all day, so it's basically a huge party all day long, even when you're just chilling at your locker.

Being Serj Tankian

I have this recurring nightmare where I'm at my 11th birthday party, but instead of my classmates, all the guests are Serj Tankian from System of a Down.



Thanks to Stu of Feeling Listless for the photo, which he found at a yard sale.

The real Serj Tankian:


And just because I'm psyched to post a photo with a "420Magazine.com" watermark:

Whatever.

Back before the internet, teens were so jaded, they just tagged their polariods "WHATEVER". Nowadays, kids are way more positive because if life at school sucks all the time, at least they still can play World of Warcraft or Skype with their internet boyfriend in Canada or post their thinspiration on a "friends of Ana" LJ ring.

Pot Brownies for Xmas

To fully enjoy this picture, please click on the photo to see the full story written in the Flickr page. Basically, the guy with the long hair ate pot brownies and wigged out at a family Christmas party.

The Good Old Days

People don't understand anything about how to dress up for a party anymore. Men used to be able to wear a white tux without looking like Steve Harvey at his first Communion. Look how great this guy looks:



Now you have hacks like this guy trying to pull off the dapper look and landing flat on their goatee.



I guess at least there's this:

Hot Babe Party

He is about to go fuck the perms right off their heads.

Totally Embarrassing

I can't believe my mom and dad are soooooooo embarrassing! I could DIE!

Bud Lite

Didn't the old Bud Lite cans look so much better? That's the kind of can design you would want to print on a bikini. Now it looks like Nestea, or some NASCAR-themed energy drink. Actually, I guess Bud Lite kind of is a energy drink for NASCAR fans, in a way, right?