Macarena FAIL

You're supposed to put your hands on your own hips...

Thanks Nick, for sending this photo from your personal spring break memories.

Epic Fap Material

Thanks to Cavale for the photo.

1975 Prom

Two pantsuits in love.

How To Tell an Underage Drinker

There's a little known secret that bartenders use to tell who's underage at their bar: if you're drinking beer through a straw, you're definitely under 21.


Thanks to the anonymous contributor who sent me this.

Fuck Off, I Can Stand On My Own

That's literally what this photo was titled on Flickr.



These guys look so clearly British, they might as well put this photo on the pound note.

Coming Out Parties

In case you missed it because you were hiding in your closet of shame and self-hate, yesterday was National Coming Out Day. And while I commend the bravery of any young person who has the self-possesion to look in their parents' eyes and say "I'm mostly into leather daddies", there's another kind of Coming Out party that is even gayer. I'm talking about quinceneras, the Spanish version of Sweet 16 but for a girl's 15th birthday, and with even bigger, more poufy, and gayer dresses.

Judge for yourself if this isn't the gayest gala ever.









Felicidades, my LGBT friends.

Baby Hipster

I guess it's a sign that I'm getting older, but sometimes when I look at party photos of cool hipster parties, it just seems like the kids are younger and younger. I think one of those signs that you're getting over the cool hill is when you start noticing you're older than anyone in a band worth listening to. I feel geriatric for being old enough to rent a car. At this point in my life, I might as well throw in the towel and start wearing Clarks and talking about the produce I bought at the farmer's market.

I mean, this kid barely looks out of high school, right?

Perms

Why don't ladies get perms anymore? It's such a perfect way to announce you love a good time. No one has ever cried in a perm. Think about it.



Thanks to Luke for sending me pics of his high school buddies. Luke, I hope you hit at least one of these.

3 Years of Winter Formals

These pics are all of the same guy, over 3 different winter formal dances. His date is the same girl in the last 2. You can really see how he's grown up from the first to last pictures.

Coke Shotgun

It's not that he's shotgunning a Coke that I object to, it's how badly he's doing it. I think the Coke is actually going straight up his nose. I guess this is how you practice so when you work your way up to beers, you will be a pro. Because nothing impresses members of the opposite sex more than shotgunning a beer expertly, right? Right??



For a collection of found photos of people making a lame visual pun of "snorting" coke by holding a bottle of Coca-Cola up to their nostril, please check out the other blog I contribute to, PhotosCliches.com.

Everything I Learned About Sex I Learned at Soccer Camp

Best Matching Prom Outfits EVER

I can just imagine the conversation with the sales person at the rent-a-tux:
"So, what color is your date going to wear? We can get you a cummerbund and tie to match."
"RealTree camo."

Teen Wolf Pig Pile

Ashely W. just sent me a photo of her friends at a party that ended in a pig pile. Or as I like to think, that's when the party finally began. I'm not sure which call to action is a stronger imperative, "PIG PILE!!" or "FOOD FIGHT!"

This picture looks like good-natured fun, except for this one guy in the corner who looks like a rabid teen wolf ready to pounce on nubile young flesh.

Make Out Sessions Pt. 2

An excellent photo taken of some stranger making out at a party, straddled over a puddle of vomit. From the photo's description:

"So, I was trying to take pictures of this kid, passed out nearly with his "gubb" between his feet. When out of no where, his girlfriend comes up, straddles him and they start making out. After a few minutes she left again and he started to drool and spit out more puke. . .I don't even think his eyes were open. . ."

Prom Portraits

Prom portraits always look awful. Sexy People is an amazing photo blog of posed portraits of people who look awfully good. See you in the Sears photo booth.

Babes Love to Party

Being Secretive on the Internet

What I find most fascinating about party pictures on Flickr is that people are completely willing to make their photos totally public to anyone with an internet connection, especially since many party pictures show bad behavior or questionable judgment. I don't want to sound like a fuddyduddy, but teenagers really have to step their game up in the hiding-secrets-from-your-parents front. It's not like the internet is some secret playground your parents have never heard of.

On Flickr, I see at lot of pictures of teenagers drinking in what is clearly their parents' house. Not sneaky at all! Kids, you have to remember that parents are like the USSR during the Cold War and you're the U.S. You have to keep your activity top secret from them on pain of death. The internet is like the Ethel Rosenberg of party secrets - a double agent who will betray you and spill everything to the enemy.


Thanks to Bruce for this photo (F.Y.I. teen girls, guys like "Bruce" are trolling your photostreams...).

Grad Night Party

This is the party where the chubby kid convinces the other two that it's their last night before graduation, and they really have to live it up by sneaking into the girls' locker room to sniff the cheerleaders' panties.

Teen Lust

People make a big fuss about 17 year olds getting pregnant, but they're not considering just to what degree 17 year olds are just walking around DARING you not to make a baby inside them.

R.S.V.P. - Regrets Only.