Bad Karaoke

Look how confused that dog is. Why is his master smashing that Casio keyboard?

What to wear to a party

You know when you try on like 20 different outfits, but you can't decide what to wear? And at some point, you lose perspective and start trying on old high school clothes from the back of your closet, or adding accessories that aren't even really meant to be worn that way, like using a scarf as a belt?

I understand the dilemma she was going through before she left the house, but I'm not convinced that this outfit was the best of all possible options.

Nice faces

Hairy Body Shot

Ew.

Jungle Juice

I love mystery punch as much as anyone, but would it kill you to make the presentation a little more appealing?

Actually, nevermind. I'll pretty much drink anything with Minute Maid lemonade out of a Rubbermaid storage bin.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

You only need one of the following items to have a great time: Pinatas, sombreros, and novelty-sized frozen drinks. But all 3 on one day? Only the Mexicans could have dreamed of a combination so sweet.







Put all 3 together, and you have this guy. Just livin' the dream:

Second Amendment or not...

You know, it works out pretty well that Ted Nugent is a strict nondrinker. Please, please, please be more like the Nuge, and don't mix Sparks and firearms.