3 Years of Winter Formals

These pics are all of the same guy, over 3 different winter formal dances. His date is the same girl in the last 2. You can really see how he's grown up from the first to last pictures.

Sorry I Missed Your Birthday Party Magician

Coke Shotgun

It's not that he's shotgunning a Coke that I object to, it's how badly he's doing it. I think the Coke is actually going straight up his nose. I guess this is how you practice so when you work your way up to beers, you will be a pro. Because nothing impresses members of the opposite sex more than shotgunning a beer expertly, right? Right??



For a collection of found photos of people making a lame visual pun of "snorting" coke by holding a bottle of Coca-Cola up to their nostril, please check out the other blog I contribute to, PhotosCliches.com.

Sick of the "Bar Scene"

Whenever I see commercials for eHarmony.com or Match.com with someone saying with how they didn't want to meet someone at a bar, I always think "jeez, what an uptight bore." 

 

Ok, I take it all back.  Now I understand why a woman would find this about as appealing as a bear attack:

Butthead

Party Gorrilla

When I was a kid, the story of Koko, the gorrilla who learned sign language, had me spellbound. The story about how she had a pet kitten that she loved is the kind of stuff kids go bonkers thinking about - two animals being friends.

How gross is this from Koko's Wikipedia:

"Koko has been involved in a number of sexual harassment lawsuits. At least three female former employees have claimed that they were pressured into showing their breasts to Koko. They alleged that Patterson encouraged the behavior, often interpreted Koko's signs as requests for nipple display, and let them know that their job would be in danger if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish." Koko has been known to playfully grab both male and female nipples without warning or provocation. Patterson claims that Koko uses the word "nipple" to refer to humans."





Disclaimer: Unclear if this is actually the famed Koko or not.  I really hope it is Koko, the alternative being some depraved person has a gorrilla they keep in their kitchen and ply with booze.

Drunk Sorority Girls..... I Am Your Father....

The leering guy in the background looks like Darth Vader when he takes his mask off.

Here he is again, beastin some keg with his black mask swagger.

Thanks to Mary for the picture of Vader at the kegger.