Ladies, Take Your Pick

Ladies know a sure thing when they see it, and there's no doubt they have their choice of these two guys to take home tonight. Mr. Plaid will probably gently cuddle you afterwards, but he'll be super awkward when you run into him again 2 months later.

At first glance, Mr. WhitePants seems like the underdog, but he probably had an inexplicably hot girlfriend for 7 years that he started dating in 10th grade, and they did all sorts of nasty stuff together, jus, you know, exploring and learning from each other's bodies. He'll have some have some insane moves, no reservations about giving an rj, and can go for hours. Just don't let your roommates see him leave in the morning or you'll never live it down.

Are You SURE?

What is this guy, bowing at the altar the virgin goddess of pitstains?

Make Out Sessions

My main gripe with the iPhone is that the camera is no good for snapping pictures of strangers on the sly. For example, the other day a girl walking in front of me on the street had a lower back tattoo that said "Milkshake" in cursive writing, and I just HAD to get a picture. Which a flip phone, it's easy to pretend that you're just checking messages instead of using the camera. But with an iPhone, it's way more obvious because you have to hold it straight and then very deliberately use your other hand to press the button. And when you're trying to take a picture of a stranger's lower back tattoo, well, it's a little embarrassing.

The same for taking pictures of strangers making out - I love taking pictures of people drunkenly making out at a bar or at a party. There's such an intensity when two people just can't wait to get in private to start going at it French style. They need to suck face NOW. I just can't help staring and gawking, and I don't even feel guitly about it - heck, they don't mind. Maybe it's just that I'm jealous because no one wants to make out with me in a bar because I have really bad cold sores and chronic halitosis. I'm hoping things will change once I get my adult braces off and the Acutane kicks in.

Thank god there's other like minded people out there who can't resist taking photos of drunk couples making out for me to lurk in the privacy of my own home.

Princess Cruise Employee Party

Working on a cruise ship must really suck. You're stuck on the boat for weeks at a time; you can't call in sick or run to CVS to buy Monostat or even get away from your coworkers for a few hours. The company Christmas party must be an untenable crucible of employee tensions.

Nazi Beer Pong

Somewhere, Elie Weisel wakes up in the middle of the night with a start and whispers, "we didn't teach the next generation enough."


Thanks to Sam from weekendpartyupdate.com for the picture of his Holocaust undenying friends.

UPDATE: Party Crew

A few days ago, I posted a picture titled "Party Crew". Just now, the guy whose picture it was commented on the post with a link to one of his other photos, also of a couple of guys who may have had a few donuts too many, but still clearly know how to have a good time.

Here he is again at a pool party. You know how people always say that confidence is the sexiest attribute a person can have? Q.E.D., my friends.

Babes Love to Party