"You Embarrassed Me at My Sister's Wedding!!"

Relationship dealbreaker in progress.

Kick Out the Party Jams

The "Fun" Aunt

Your unmarried aunt is awesome when you're young, because she's the one who will take you to see R-rated movies, and she's way less embarrassing than your real mom when she takes you and your friends to the mall. But when you both start to get older, it gets a little weird and you start to realize that "fun" just means lonely alcoholic.

Sorry I Missed Your Renn Faire Wedding

The happy couple is registered at Ye Olde Crushed Velvet Shoppe and Wiccans-Sonoma.

Extreme Filthy Bachelorpad Makeover

You know how on "Pimp My Ride", they find out one hobby or thing about the person, like "I like fish" and they run with that theme? This is like if these guys were on a redecorating show, and their theme was "we like getting high and drinking beer". Throw up some colorful Moosehead beer wallpaper, add a taupe butterfly chair, add intriguing details like the lightblue bong in the foreground and shitty stereo, and voila! Boy, were these guys psyched when they saw the results!

Teen Lust

People make a big fuss about 17 year olds getting pregnant, but they're not considering just to what degree 17 year olds are just walking around DARING you not to make a baby inside them.

Old Lady in an Inner Tube Doing a Beer Bong

I can't really explain it any better.