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Nothing wrong with two nice ladies sharing a bowl.

Pukestream

What you are seeing is the tragic face of a man who is just watching his hopes for a HJ get filled with barf.

For One Day, Can't We All Just Get Along?

If you're a huge skinhead, a cool way to celebrate the 4th of July is to wrestling a much smaller guy in a tie-dye shirt. It represents the idealistic struggles while writing the Declaration of Independence between Thomas Jefferson and John Adams in the hit movie 1776.

How to Party Like an American

I don't want to harsh on the USA so soon after the 4th of July, but this is exactly what people mean when they talk about how the lower drinking age and wine culture in Europe means they have a much more mature attitude about drinking. The French might give their kids wine at dinner, but they don't binge drink. Us Americans, we package wine in a box by the liter, and then still can't get it fast enough, so we have to squeeze it straight out of the bag into our mouths. Croissandwich, anyone?

This photo is of our nation's brightest law students at a party. Sorry to be the one to break it to you, Francois, but these colors DO NOT RUN.


(Thanks for the photo, Richard)

If you're feeling a little ashamed of our nation's juvenile and troubled relationship with alcohol, please check out www.partyretard.com. It's a site of all party pictures from Hungarian nightclubs, where it looks like a nightmarish version of Jersey shore guidos.

Who Doesn't Love Cake?

Living the Dream

Honestly, of all the party pictures I've ever posted, this is the one that I really really wish I hadn't missed this party. What you are looking at is pretty much the most ideal moment that a human could ever strive for.

1. Keg
2. Pool

Those are the only two things you need to transcend your mortal coil. There's just something about being drunk in a pool on the 4th of July that makes your heart want to burst with happiness. I was lucky enough to spend two 4ths in a pool with my friends Sara, Morgan, and Neal, and it was heaven.

Nice to Meet You

It's important to have your friends at a party warn you when you're about to meet a guy they know is sketchy. Look at the girl with the necklace try to give a signal to her friend. I wish she would be around me all the time like a guardian angel, just flashing the "sheeeeeeeeesh" face whenever I do something really retarded.