Happy 4th Of July!

What can I say? I love the 4th of July! I love BBQs, I love drinking beer in the afternoon, I love stickin' it to the English, I love freedom.

The 4th of July is the opposite of other holidays like Christmas or Halloween where there's a lot expected of you. You're expected to buy presents, or you're expected to have a snazzy costume. The 4th of July only asks that you show up and get totally relaxed. It's an big eating holiday, but unlike Thanksgiving, the most complicated cooking involved is placing a burger onto the grill and then taking it off the grill.

So to put you in the USA loving mood, please consider these 4th of July parties from years past that you missed:

Insert "Trashy" Joke Here:

"Last night me and Amber got TOTALLY TRASHED!"

Or perhaps a "Hefty" joke? Too mean?

It's Never Too Early to Talk to Your Kids About Kegstands

Parents are a bunch of pussies who put their kids in baby yoga and make them wear kneepads when they go rollerblading. It's nice to see that there's still some people out there who still subscribe to the old parenting techniques like making them smoke an entire carton of cigarettes if they get caught smoking. Trying to sneak a sip of gramp's beer? NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FINISH THE WHOLE THING!

This Is What My Hangovers Look Like

Lewis Carroll dreamed up Alice In Wonderland when he had migraine headaches. When I get one after a long night of drinking alone in my special "weeping closet", this photo is the only image that blazes into my brain. Over and over and over.

P.S. does anyone know the significance of the colors in boot laces? Like if it's red, you're a Nazi skinhead, and white if you're a non-Nazi (something like that)... Does having one black and one white laced boot have anything to do with the fact that it appears this man has fake tits?



P.P.S. Check out the rest of this person's photostream for some nude "300" reenactments.

Letting It All Hang Out

This photo shows the downside to duct taping 40oz Colt 45s to your hands: You have to leave your pants unbuckled and unzipped because you can't undo them yourself to pee.

I assume he had to have a friend unzip it for him the first time he realized he had to use the bathroom. True friendship, or the start of something new?

A True Enthusiast

Welcome to the House of Booze. There's a Budweiser mirror on the wall, a Jagermeister bottle on the fireplace next to another unknown bottle. And this guy? He's just representing what he loves most, wearing a Jack Daniels t-shirt.

The Best Band In the World

Whatever band is playing off in the upper corner is clearly the best band in the world, because no one can take their eyes off their set.