I didn't mean to be rude

I'm sorry sir, was I was just staring at your zebra.

Party Crasher

From the "18 Babe" balloon, and the girls taking shots, I'm assuming this is an 18th birthday party. Hey - it's the legal age in Europe right? I'm ok with it.

Except who invited the creepy old guy in the background.

Captain Morgan

You know those Captain Morgan commercials where various people pose with one knee up, just like the logo on the Captain Morgan rum bottles? I think the tagline is "Got a little captain in you?"

Yeah. So does this guy:

It's not a contest.

It always sucks when a host doesn't have enough mixers. You end up making like a Sprite and tequila around 1am. Or this:

Burning Goat

I think the photographer's own description on his photo says it best:

"Trying to describe Burning Man is like trying to explain a Color to someone that they have never seen. You cant. You have to have them see it for themselves. I will say without a shadow of a doubt that it is The Greatest Party on Earth."

Passed Out/Thumbs Up

This is almost pullling the Lynddie England pointing/smoking in Gitmo pose. For better examples of this pose, please see PhotoCliches.com.

Tattoos

People with a lot of prominent tattoos don't want to be typecast, but at some point it's like c'mon. It's not like we're surprised. It's not like seeing Laura Bush spitting up champagne.