Lil' Miss Perfect

It takes a pretty gutsy move of balls-out sluttiness on the part of the two topless crumping girls to make the sweet blonde with the blue dress and cardigan look like a total leering perv.

Cupcake Bandit

Unless you want to get messed up real bad, I suggest you return that container of cupcakes to its owner pronto-tonto, lady. That woman's hopped on on whippets and following after you like a zombie that got a whiff of brains. Who knows what she's capable of.

Best Pool Party in the History of the World

Check out this slip-n-slide. I would kill my entire family for one ride on that thing.

Office Partied, part 2

Here's the problem with hip new media companies: it's too hard to tell the difference between your private social life and your office Christmas party. On your own time, you enjoy getting shitfaced, grinding with hot babes, and hanging out with black guys with cool glasses. That's "you" time. But what happens when this is going on while you're on the clock at work? That's when things get confusing. It's not like investment banker with the whole "work hard, play hard" mentality. That means you work 60 hours a week in a suit and tie, and then on Friday night you do $500 worth of Bolivan marching powder and get a hj in a town car from an FIT student.

Work is supposed to be like the first scenes of Joe vs. the Volcano. When it stops being like that and starts being fun, it's like incest. Because sure, your sister is hot and you have so much in common, and it would be great to fuck her, but it's just NOT DONE.

Fuckit. I'm starting my own company and I'm naming Brendan Donnelly CFO of Animated GIFs, and I'm going to sexually harrass my employees while wearing a virtual reality helmet and glove like in Disclosure.


p.s. thanks to Matt for providing this. View here to see him throw gang signs in front of his bosses.

Polical Party, part 2

So a while ago, I asked why I couldn't find any pictures of Obama supporters partying. Of course, I somehow missed the fact that Barack Obama has his own Flickr account. Sadly, there's no pictures of what I can only imagine is a full-on tequila and adderall fuckfest of his liberal (slutty) college age supporters and volunteers.

But at least some peoeple still know how to have fun. Ironically, it's two middle aged ladies tailgating. Show these whippersnappers how it's done, ladies:

Cyber Goths

The thing about cyber goths is that you know that they're lives are shitty because of the inner pain and all, but they always look like they're having such a good time.

Party Injuries

Rave Rules: If you don't take enough drugs before you start raving, you might actually feel the pain when you sprain your ankle during a "pass the glowing orb" dance move. And you look like a wuss when you're icing your ankle on the sidelines.

Oh yeah, and P.L.U.R.