The Redder the Berry, the Harder the Lemonade

Sir, I applaud your efforts to stave off that impending urinary tract infection by slogging down as much cranberry juice as possible. However, I'm not really sure Cranberry Mike's Hard Lemonade actually contains the actual healing powers you're looking for. Also, ditching those constricting bacteria-net Spanx you're wearing under your pants might help reduce infection.


Thanks to Bree for sending me this pic.