Coming Out Parties

In case you missed it because you were hiding in your closet of shame and self-hate, yesterday was National Coming Out Day. And while I commend the bravery of any young person who has the self-possesion to look in their parents' eyes and say "I'm mostly into leather daddies", there's another kind of Coming Out party that is even gayer. I'm talking about quinceneras, the Spanish version of Sweet 16 but for a girl's 15th birthday, and with even bigger, more poufy, and gayer dresses.

Judge for yourself if this isn't the gayest gala ever.









Felicidades, my LGBT friends.