Pig Roast

Gay guys are cool because they're really frank and honest about what they're all about. Like if they're a pig and into nasty stuff, they're going to get a tattoo that says "SEX PIG" so you know what you're getting. Straight people are all secretive about it - bet you didn't guess that R. Kelly wanted to pee on you until you were getting that warm stream in your face, right?

These naughty fellas even have a sign to let you know when it's your turn.


This guy's "SEX PIG" tattoo won't be so funny to Mr. Umbrella Hat when he's getting poop rubbed in his face.