It's Never Too Early to Talk to Your Kids About Kegstands

Parents are a bunch of pussies who put their kids in baby yoga and make them wear kneepads when they go rollerblading. It's nice to see that there's still some people out there who still subscribe to the old parenting techniques like making them smoke an entire carton of cigarettes if they get caught smoking. Trying to sneak a sip of gramp's beer? NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FINISH THE WHOLE THING!