M.I.L.F.s & D.I.L.F.s

Don't good looking old people freak you out? I mean, were they just good looking young people? Or did they grow into it by suffering through years of healthy living as a youth, like the fable of the grasshopper who carelessly plays fiddle all summer versus the ant who prepares for winter? Or do they have some portrait of themselves stashed away in their attic that looks like Nick Nolte's mugshot?