Evil Twin

You know what's super lame? Positivity. Fuck these guys and their earnest enthusiasm. Makes me sick. The only think keeping me from killing myself is the guy in the red shirt's sideburns. His garish arrangement of facial hair indicates some sinister hand of fate playing an impish prank on the rube's unsuspecting face. He looks like an evil twin version of himself.

Whatever, fuck it, it's Friday. Let's go get wasted.