I Love a Good Parade

One of my favorite things about summer is parades. Who doesn't want to get groped by some papis at the Puerto Rican Day Parade? Or enjoy Coney Island's rich history at the Mermaid Day Parade?
The only thing New York doesn't have going for it is that the draconian police here won't let you go totally nude at the Gay Parade like they do in Berlin. Thanks for ruining my pride, Bloomberg.

P.S. Does anyone know the name for the ankle pack that guy has? An ankle-fanny pack? Fanklepack? Or just an probation alcohol monitor?