Girl Soup

A friend told me a story he heard from his friend who worked as a P.A. on a set of a Christopher Walken movie. Ok, fair enough, it's pretty much unreliable hearsay, but it's such a good story, I'm willing to indulge.

So apparently, one day the P.A. goes to Walken's hotel room, and Walken's naked in a hot tub with a bunch of girls, drinking. He says to the P.A. (cue Walken impression), "we've got a girl soup in here.... Why don't you come in and stir the girl soup with us!"

Everyone know hot tubs are for disgusting bacteria pools for reality show contestants and your parents when you finally move out of the house. But just suspend disbelief for a moment, and imagine Walken and the girl soup.

Stir gently...


And remember, you can't get pregnant if you do it in a jaccuzzi.