tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3858378827803486572024-03-21T07:22:03.877-07:00Sorry I Missed Your PartyKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.comBlogger429125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-47288726833226875962008-11-18T07:01:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.776-08:00Love RubdownWhy do I get the distinct feeling that the next words out of his mouth are going to be "Would you like a massage?"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/retinafunk/52471071/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/bong.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-11677457416462959722008-11-18T05:54:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.822-08:00Missed ConnectionsHave you ever seen someone across the room in a restaurant or crowded bar, and felt this immediate connection, but you didn't know how to say it? Perhaps the girl sitting at the table behind you, something draws you to her.<br /><br />You felt paralyzed by anxiety, and couldn't find the words; yet you knew you both shared something that was so obvious and clear. Two plaid ships passing in the night.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/brigidbrigid/2675827265/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/plaids.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-40006568068766161562008-11-17T06:37:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.847-08:00Chug RaceRace to get out of Dad's garage's.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tf5_bassist/81440852/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/race.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-5333724592512013682008-11-16T08:54:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.890-08:00What Women WantSee the guy in the white shirt in the background, and the defeated look on his face? That's the look of realizing that everything he thought he knew about what women want in a man just flew out the fucking window.<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stephen_dyrgas/2739803923/in/set-72157606586212213/"><br /><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/parrot.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-68062676278955394602008-11-15T11:41:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.903-08:00Before and After<img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/before.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/after.jpg" /><br />Thanks to Jory for his pictures of his transformative experience.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-12638570225724546702008-11-15T07:32:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.912-08:00Reality BitesOn reality competition shows, contestants are always trying to prove to the judges and their other contestants how much they <span style="font-style: italic;">want it</span>. There's always lots of discussion where the judge is like "I don't know if you really <span style="font-style: italic;">want</span> to be here," and then the contestant says "I WANT this so bad I want it more than starving children in Africa want a hot meal and affordable AIDS medicine." This is something that isn't paralleled in real life. It's not like when you're at your job, your boss says "I'm not convinced you <span style="font-style: italic;">want</span> to update this Excel spreadsheet enough." No one really cares what you want or how much you want it.<br /><br />In real life, it's better not be constantly trying to show how much you "want it". Because you'll end up coming off like this:<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/32264220@N00/87243768/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/wantit.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-59312284147335303652008-11-14T08:16:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.932-08:00What's a Catholic Priest's Favorite Cocktail?A: <span style="font-style: italic;"> A bloody hail mary</span>!!!<br />Bet you thought this was going to be a pedophile joke, right? I'm ABOVE that.<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/30554232@N06/2977423310/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/bloodymary.jpg" /></a><br />Ok, who am I kidding? A priest's favorite cocktail is his own semen <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felch"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">felched</span></a> out of the anus of a 8 year old boy. With a celery stalk garnish.<br />Thanks to Reed who found this photo as one of the most recently uploaded Flickr pictures.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-81307153283054311392008-11-14T05:15:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.947-08:00Hold My Hand and Never Let Me Go<img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/nevergonnaletyougo.jpg" /><br />Thanks to <a href="http://mphelan.blogspot.com">Matthew Phelan</a> for the picture of his friends from high school. And to Matthew Phelan's friends from high school: you may commence shoving Matthew in a locker in retaliation.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-33655344957660865592008-11-13T21:28:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.956-08:00Macarena FAILYou're supposed to put your hands on your <span style="font-style: italic;">own</span> hips...<br /><img style="width: 511px; height: 535px;" src="http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr352/photocliches/bad_foto_78.jpg" /><br />Thanks <a href="http://nickconfalone.wordpress.com/">Nick</a>, for sending this photo from your personal spring break memories.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-74203389382584228602008-11-13T11:15:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.965-08:00Epic Fap Material<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/25476016@N06/2985564250/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/homecoming.jpg" /></a><br />Thanks to Cavale for the photo.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-33871185975345882322008-11-13T08:52:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.980-08:00English Hunting Party"Well I say, Higgins, I do love a good party!"<br />"Jolly good! I think I see a fox - and I'm talking about your wife! Ho ho ho ho ho!"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lilihappy/235737111/in/photostream/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/hunting.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-29825508212583015662008-11-12T10:10:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:08.990-08:00Passed Out Whoopee CushionIf you have your favorite baseball team bedding and jersey hanging up next to your bed, and have a teddy bear, it's a bit of surprise that you're also old enough to pass out after guzzling a bottle of Bacardi.<br /><br /><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/23816315@N07/2882250385/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/whoppee.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-17721338448265663632008-11-12T05:23:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.000-08:00Here's a RiddleQ: What do you get if you cross Adam Duritz of Counting Crows with your period?<br /><br />A: This guy:<br /><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/rubenroque/3017712115/in/photostream/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/duritz.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-45084102973202173602008-11-11T10:34:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.008-08:001975 PromTwo pantsuits in love.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/78428166@N00/99320831/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/1975-prom.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-78639276757632532592008-11-11T05:15:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.016-08:00The Shining: Beer CansRemember that scene in The Shining where the beautiful naked lady comes out of the bathtub, and Jack Nicholson starts making out with her, and then she turns into a hideous old rotting woman? These two photos from the same party are basically that same scene, but with beer instead of babes. Just as seductive, and just as horrifying.<br /><br />The succulent, nubile tub of cold ones:<br /><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/dale5446/364853014/in/set-72157594492301024/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/fulltub.jpg" /></a><br /><br />The horror of the pile of trash in your stairwell the next day:<br /><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/dale5446/364852446/in/set-72157594492301024/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/trash.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-77252256915205202852008-11-10T10:56:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.028-08:00A Serious Case of Blue Balls<span style="font-style: italic;">Horny Smurf</span>:<br /><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/jessiebennett/296878919/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/smurf.jpg" /></a><br />Thanks to Haig who just sent me a billion photos for this one.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-20459288498124093052008-11-10T05:03:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.040-08:00A Monday PresentHate Mondays? If peeping this diptych of a guy in a "BO KNOW ...." shirt and eating a boob cake doesn't chase away your bad case of the Mondays, then I can only recommend you consider getting back on the antidepressants, even if it did kill your libido.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marrngtn/2961776318/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/diptych.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-73528213865952264152008-11-09T20:42:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.049-08:00UPDATE: WTF Costume DecipheredSome very clever readers unraveled the mystery of the <a href="http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/2008/11/wtf-costume.html">WTF costume</a> from yesterday. It's supposed to be a photo negative of a person (all colors are opposite).<br /><br /><a href="http://tonerhuffer.blogspot.com/">Toner Huffer</a> made a photo to demonstrate the costume where he did a negative of the photo. This photo definitely deserves my favorite overused phrase: "disturbingly lifelike".<br /><br /><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/290rnkm.jpg" /><br /><br />The original photo:<br /><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/unknown-costume.jpg" />Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-82333521472242640272008-11-09T06:32:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.060-08:00Party Like It's 1992Clinton-Gore 1992 Election Day celebration:<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/katedahl/3004229991/in/set-72157608597198002/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/clinton-gore.jpg" /></a><br /><br />From the same collection:<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/katedahl/3004230443/in/set-72157608597198002/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/clinton.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-50860883482849794812008-11-08T06:17:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.069-08:00WTF CostumeDoes anyone have any idea what this costume is supposed to be? I mean, it looks pretty cool - pot leaf shirt, yellow pants, white hair, blue face... but I am just completely stumped of what it is. Stoner Storm from X-Men?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/4evaneva/3009005913/in/set-72157608725105017/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/unknown-costume.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-34107368909281988462008-11-07T09:23:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.077-08:00Obama Costumes: The Blackface QuestionI wasn't surprised at all to see tons of photos of people dressed as Sarah Palin for Halloween, and I wasn't surprised to see relatively few people dressed as Obama. I think several reasons factored in:<br /><br />a) it reflects the disproportional interest in Sarah Palin in this election<br />b) more women than men dress up for Halloween because women are creative and interesting and men are boring and lazy<br />c) the sticky situation for white people of how to dress up as a black person without crossing the offensive line into blackface<br /><br />Sure, there's a big difference between using makeup to achieve a verisimilitude to famous and respected African-American person and the incredible racist connotations of classic minstrel blackface. But yet... it does still feel weird, right? I assume that along the road of having our first black president, there will be many moments where issues of race will have to be faced and resolved. One of these first ones is going to be "is it ok to wear black makeup to imitate our president?" Imitating our president is an inalienable American right and revered tradition, and a cornerstone of our national comedy. In order to move on as a country, the black makeup issue has to be resolved once and for all.<br /><br />Here's a few brave souls who were willing to test the waters in this new frontier. Trailblazers holding an olive branch, or provocateurs who deserve a punch in the face?<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/rezzomzom/3000856128/in/set-72157608625397820/"><br /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/rezzomzom/3000856128/in/set-72157608625397820/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/obama2.jpg" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21359861@N05/2998462182/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/obama1.jpg" /></a><br /><br />This one is clever, but skirts the issue:<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/schlosser/2991676181/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/obama4.jpg" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/funkyj/2992009507/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/obama3.jpg" /></a><br />F.Y.I. this last photo is titled "Negro Muggers for Obama" and has "scary negro" as one of the tags. I guess we still have a long way to go. Sigh...<br /><br />If you sinking into a deep depression over that last photo, please just stare at this insane cuteness below, and you'll instantly feel better. Obama and a Unicorn:<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/smorty71/2975877488/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/kidsobama.jpg" /></a><br />UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that the "scary negro mugger" is actually in reference to the story of the crazed McCain supporter who claimed to have been attacked by Obama supporters, but really did it to herself. It's actually a pretty clever costume to dress up as the fictitious mugger dreamed up by the crazy girl.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-81738815526716910432008-11-07T05:42:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.095-08:00Dream FriendsIf there was such a thing as friend pornography, where you fantasize about the funnest friends ever, the plot of the porno would be like this:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Int. Evening. Apartment.<br />Doorbell rings.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">You walk across the room and open the door.</span><br /><br />"Oh hi! We were just in the neighborhood with some of the good beer and a bong and thought we'd drop by to listen to NOFX with you."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/veronk/2600372800/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/fun-friends.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-56148628024383550852008-11-06T10:19:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.110-08:00Video Game BrainThe problem with playing video games and reading comic books all day is that you start actually believing the outside world is made up of hookers with a heart of gold and big thuggish antiheroes. You go out on a typical Saturday night with your nerdy buddies, and you start thinking everyone actually looks like this:<br /><br /><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/videogames.jpg" /><br />Thanks to Meredith for the photo.Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-88431133344156878522008-11-06T05:39:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.130-08:00Family Boogie<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/alg1267prznl/2288832877/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/boogie.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-385837882780348657.post-37437628609357228022008-11-05T10:08:00.000-08:002008-11-18T10:49:09.149-08:00Use Your (Optical) IllusionI had to look at this for about 25 seconds before I could understand what is going on here (it's an apron at a bachelorette party):<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/trishandgeorgewedding/2998784943/"><img src="http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq246/partypooper13/apron.jpg" /></a>Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891882174339333554noreply@blogger.com0